extended intro
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A collection of ludicrous earworm text and ringtones to annoy everyone within earshot of yourself.
| A Tisket, A Tasket, I lost my yellow basket | | Bionic Strength! |
| Children of the Stones yell | | Cheggers Plays Pop |
| The infamous Dalek Saxophone accompaniment | | The Gonk, from Dawn of the Dead |
| Don't Mess with my toot-toot! | | Spike Milligan's Dustbin Dance |
| A short Dustbin Dance | | Espionage |
| Fang Face transforms | | "Get Back You Bastard" car alarm from Phoenix Nights |
| "How!" | | "Howdy Ho!" |
| The Last Leg Sousaphone tune | | Exorcise the curse of MacBeth |
| Major Bloodnok's Stomach | | The Mary, Mungo and Midge tootle |
| Mna Mna | | Honk honk honk |
| Plan 9 from Outer Space | | The Playschool Clock |
| The Playschool Clock (short) | | Putting on the Ritz (from "Young Frankenstein") |
| Quincy | | Rentaghost dematerialisation |
| Wah-wah-waaahhhh | | Charlie, the Scooby Doo Robot (also used in the Jetsons?) |
| Short TARDIS effect | | The Smurf Flute |
| The Swinger from Seville | | Longer TARDIS effect |
| John Carpenter's The Thing theme tune | | PlaySchool through the window |
| Don't mess with my toot toot chorus | | Our survey said... |
| Vincent gives his opinion | | The TARDIS console blows up |
| War of the Worlds/Scooby Doo sound effect | | Yolanda be cool! |
| The Thing Fire Alarm | | All the people on the left... |
| Tears of a clown introduction | | Do the Hustle |
| Yeti Beeps (From Doctor Who) | | It's a Knockout (aka Beanbag by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass) |
| | The Wibbly Wobby sound from "Horror Express" | |
| The pathetic "Fist Pump" music from Star Trek's "And The Children Shall Lead." | | The Everlasting Gobstopper machine. |
| Godzuky | | The Magic Roundabout |
| Step Right Up Intro | | Shining "Sting" |
| Exorcist III shock! | | Looney Toons Tootle |
| They're coming to get you Barbara... | | Space Warp effect |
| Whoops, Uh-Oh (From "The Naked Gun") | | Trumpton Fanfare |
| Various versions of Bod | | Frank the Postman |
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| Farmer Barleymow | |
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| Aunt Flo | |
| Tubular Bells intro | | PC Copper |
| Carnival of Monsters tootle | | They Came From Beyond Space |
| Giggle from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Fit the 11 | | 1966 Batcopter tune. |
| Rabbit | | Woody Woodpecker Laugh |
| I've Been Driving In My Car tootle | | Captain Caveman Transition |
| Captain Caveman | | Good Vibrations' Theremin |
| Mayan music from Doctor Who | | Beware The Blob |
| Metal Mickey Opening | | Words and Pictures |
| BooBee BooBee | | Newsround ending |
| Halloween 3 tunes: Happy Happy Hallowe'en extended intro outtro |
| "Ahoy Mateys" - Stevie Wayne from "The Fog" |
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Cher's "Little Man" Honk Honk | |
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Sheriff Buford T.Justice's gadget from the Tibetian monks. | |
| Popeye Opening | | Doctorin' The Tardis opening |
| Day-O | | A Whim-O-Way |
| "Hitch in Time" recall belt. | | Crossroads Opening |
| "Puppet on a String" opening. | | There's Somebody At The Door |
| Manowm | | O Fortuna |
| Anne, from "Little Britain". | | Ho Ho Ho, Green Giant. |
| Willy Wonka honk honk. | | Fast Food intro |
| Lock'n'Chase | | Psycho Violins |
| Monty Python's Spam Song | | The Naked Gun theme |
| Eranu | | Uvavu |
| Kung Fu Fighting intro | | Addams Family |
| Banana Splits intro | | Hey Macarena |
| Goodies | | Dilly Dilly! |
| Dow-Dow (from Tom Waits) | | 2001 Explosive Bolts |
| Devil's Galop (Dick Barton theme) | | "Information" (Zen from "Blakes 7") |
| Knees Up, Mother Brown | | Knees Up, Mother Brown outtro |
| Klunk | | Klunk 2 |
| Kick Start | | Boomshanka |
| The Professionals Whoop | | Are you being served? (Another version is here) |
| Rainbow Intro | | Pull The String |
| I Can't Stand The Rain | | Dramatic music from "Destiny of the Daleks" |
| Me Ol' Bamboo | | A nice, familiar jingle |
| Pearl and Dean |
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